QUEEN (published 6 July 2002)
Yet another remix of punk classic God Save the Queen has been unleashed on an unsuspecting public. This time the lyrics have been misheard in an incredibly stupidistic fashion.
NEW 007 UNFURLED
(published 13 July 2002)
The new James Bond movie has been revealed with some dramatic casting changes.
NEW HAIRDO (published 13 July 2002)
Opening for smart thatch
In her continuing attempts to get closer to 'the people', the queen this week announced she would be opening more haircuts instead of the usual ships and plaques and stuff: