SHOOTING SPRINTERS (published 5 September 2004)
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In another amazing Olympic shock, Tiddles has won gold for Britain in the sniping event.

NO BOAKING (published 5 September 2004)
Eeeeew

The government has announced it is to ban boaking in public places.

Civil rights campaigners have called the move a 'diabolical liberty and that.'

Along with the boaking ban, there are also plans to ban choking, joking, poking, soaking and stroking.

Singer/songwriters are also said to be upset at the proposed ban on folking, while frog fanciers have expressed concern about the upcoming ban on croaking.

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