TO BAN MISERABLE PEOPLE
Muzzle the Miseries
The Press Council has announced that pictures of poor
unfortunate people in newspapers are all getting a
bit much. The Reckless couldn't agree more.
a day goes by without some poor mug suffering some
awful catastrophe. If they're one of the great unwashed
that makes it even worse because you have to look
at their ugly mugs in the paper looking distraught.
is made worse on TV news where the poor sods are inevitably
shot leafing through a photograph album, forlornly
pausing poignantly over snaps of their recently departed.
here at the Reckless are heartily sick of such behaviour
and want ugly ill-dressed oiks banned immediately
from appearing anywhere near the public gaze.
mean, urgh, it puts ye aff yer Wheetos.