This week
- Public Transport posers
Why
does the bus you were waiting for only show up the instant you light
up
a cigarette? (Contributed by Don F.)
Dr
Farquar’s comments:
If you light a cigar will a plane turn up?
Why
is it that in the movies when paying for a taxi it is possible to
grab
any note at random and it will be the exact fare? (Contributed
by Emma
Grant)
Dr
Farquar’s comments:
Passengers must try to confront their fares. Perhaps its time for
'change'.
How come when we're approaching a railroad track and we can see
clearly that
there is no train coming and the guy in front of us has already stopped
and
looked both ways so we know there is no train but when we come to
a stop we
always look both ways as if a train has somehow like a speeding bullet
zoomed down the track and is just waiting to get us? (Contributed
by Shelby
Hobbs)
Dr
Farquar’s comments:
Do
not be afraid of this. For effective protection wear liberal amounts
of
barrier cream.(This comes in a tube not a train) It will not stop
you dying
in a train/car crash but the mortician will admire your attention
to
hygiene.
Is
it possible to put more clowns than people in a taxi? (Contributed
by
Strage.com)
Dr
Farquar’s comments:
Of course not. Unless you are a suicide bomber too lazy to walk. Generally,
like a clown's car, they will blow up anyway whether a terrorist is
in or
out of the car. Clowning is a funny old business really.
How
is it after a clown's car blows up, he never loses any blood or, worse,
a
limb, but only escapes with tattered clothes?
Dr
Farquar's comments:
These are the tears of a clown.
Why
do we refer to a taxi as a 'cab'? Isn't that a bit redundant?
(Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Dr
Farquar’s comments:
This should not depress you. In fact I’m hoping it may give
you a lift.
While
you're waiting at a bus stop, obviously for the bus, why do people
come up to you and ask if the bus has come yet? Just what do they
think
you're standing there for? (Contributed by Maurizio
Mariotti)
Dr
Farquar’s comments:
How naïve of you Mr Mariotti! And you named after another Italian!
If this
occurs it is only an attempt for a stranger to ultimately exchange
body
fluids with you. If the persons accosting you are over eighty years
old,
they may just want you to help to mend their shed.