- Public Transport posers
does the bus you were waiting for only show up the instant you light
a cigarette? (Contributed by Don F.)
If you light a cigar will a plane turn up?
is it that in the movies when paying for a taxi it is possible to
any note at random and it will be the exact fare? (Contributed
Passengers must try to confront their fares. Perhaps its time for
How come when we're approaching a railroad track and we can see
there is no train coming and the guy in front of us has already stopped
looked both ways so we know there is no train but when we come to
a stop we
always look both ways as if a train has somehow like a speeding bullet
zoomed down the track and is just waiting to get us? (Contributed
not be afraid of this. For effective protection wear liberal amounts
barrier cream.(This comes in a tube not a train) It will not stop
in a train/car crash but the mortician will admire your attention
it possible to put more clowns than people in a taxi? (Contributed
Of course not. Unless you are a suicide bomber too lazy to walk. Generally,
like a clown's car, they will blow up anyway whether a terrorist is
out of the car. Clowning is a funny old business really.
is it after a clown's car blows up, he never loses any blood or, worse,
limb, but only escapes with tattered clothes?
These are the tears of a clown.
do we refer to a taxi as a 'cab'? Isn't that a bit redundant?
(Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
This should not depress you. In fact I’m hoping it may give
you a lift.
you're waiting at a bus stop, obviously for the bus, why do people
come up to you and ask if the bus has come yet? Just what do they
you're standing there for? (Contributed by Maurizio
How naïve of you Mr Mariotti! And you named after another Italian!
occurs it is only an attempt for a stranger to ultimately exchange
fluids with you. If the persons accosting you are over eighty years
they may just want you to help to mend their shed.