Dr Farquar's Christmas Message
Like our Queen Dr Farquar too, has a Xmas message to all, in the form of a handy
1/ Eat your vegetables when you get to our age in order to be mildew
2/ Congratulate cryogenics experts. "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
3/ Lobby the government to abandon speed traps and replace them with artists
4/ Make sure all football season tickets are delivered by Securicor.
5/ Avoid traffic congestion charges by not going to work.
6/ Tell Mary to always carry a jar of mint sauce to stop the bugger
7/ Remember that, at Xmas, giving is better than receiving. Until a mugging takes place
8/ Every cat knows that somewhere out there is a dog with its name on
9/ Evidence shows that caterpillars often remark upon seeing a
10/ If you are one of these people who don't know putty from toothpaste,
Dr Farquar wishes all his patients IBS and many needy visits to him in the
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