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NEWS published
12.02am
PEOPLE
IN GLASS HOUSES
They're chucking stones
An
alarming trend to lob bricks by people in glass houses
was reported in suburbia yesterday.
It
seems the chattering classes have grown bored with
being polite and well mannered and have taken to emulating
the lootin' an a joyridin' troglodytes from nearby
council estates.
A
pensioner with loads of dosh, who didn't wish to be
named for fear of ridicule from his homies, explained:
'It's
the buzz, man. There's only so much excitement you
can generate from interior designing, gardening and
whist drives. So we've taken up more jazzy pastimes
such as drive by shootings and carjacking. It's really
rather fun.'
Police
are treating the case as ambitious.
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