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Its pishin doon an bloody freezin here in Germany as well. Only here its known as pisst herunter und scheiss kalt.

Andrew Graeme

Thanks for the weather update, Andrew. It's always a pleasure to be linguistically enlightened, don't you think? - Ed

Clearly, a case of Deutschland ünter Umbrellas.

A.L. Mitchell

Euro'll living in a U-boat submarine, a U-Boat submarine...!

Neil D Paterson


As a true-blue, upstanding subject of the Monarchy I trust that your preparations (by way of a Joyous Supplement) to celebrate, honour and adore our own Mother Teresa, the source of our National Dignity, the Nation's favourite Granny and Source of Everlasting Wisdom, Wit and Glory - the Great Wartime Patriot and Leader - are well-advanced, and will be fitting to the occasion. It's not every people that has Thora Hird as one of its own.

N. D. P.

We're waiting till Ma'am pops her clogs so's we can bring out a special double celebration whammy type supplement - Ed.


Has anyone noticed the striking resemblance between Gordon Brown's new missus, Sarah Whatserteeth and stunning fashion designer Vivian Westwood?


A. Well, Wishaw

You've got a point there, especially since the rumours started of a forthcoming project from Flash and Sarah concerning interior decorating influenced punk band the Sexy Pastels.

Vivienne Westwood Eva Brown
Sarah and Vivienne - separated at birth?


Any photies I have seen of the new Mrs Chancellor Broon (and I only read the more respectable organs of the press) suggest that "Eva" has discovered, too late, that her dowry is not tax-deductible - that she will have to pay the "fool" whack! But then, she's a woman in New Labour.



Re: David Shayler. Until his surrender, today, to the forces of Blairite darkness, I thought he was well-meaning - if somewhat hapless. For the first time, on this , Monday, 21st August - at about 18.45 - I tried to access his website: closed down, but plenty of illiterate RUBBISH from fools and hooligans.
In 1997, one of the carrots dangled before the naff fools who comprised "the electorate" was freedom of information. [!! ???, you cry] Well, Tone's a Tory (and where's the other twin?) more concerned about his family's privacy.
As Burns might (and almost did) put it:

An idiot man, to Honour lost,
Who know him best, despise him most.

Or again

Light lay the Earth on Tone's chest -
His he'rt wis aye so tender
But build a Castle on his head,
His skull will prop it under.

I could go on - but I won't!

N. D.P.

We're getting seriously concerned fror N.D.P's mental welfare around here. What is he on? Answers on a postcard.


I write to congratulate you on your paper,a bastion of morality in this godless age. However, I cannot help but feel that your coverage is geared towards the "lads" and that we wimmen are being ignored.
Where is yer agony aunt or uncle, recipes, what's up doc, fashion columns, not forgetting the horrorscope. All staple ingredients of a successful tab..
I am sure these additions will only enhance the evergrowing reputation of the Reckless and should in the fullness of time increase the number of female readerlings.

Yours in anticipation
Name and adddress withheld

What a splendid suggestion, Name and address withheld (catchy moniker by the by). Rest assured we shall be silencing the lads forthwith. Something for the ladies coming soon.


Has anyone noticed the striking resemblance between Craig, the winner of the Big Brother voyeurfest and a monkey?


Claire Conscience , Bucks

A Monkey
A monkey

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