More scary stuff
yesterday released figures showing an increase in
violent crime just to scare the living bejeezus out
superintendent with just a hint of smug bravado about
him, announced that more people had died horribly
and more gruesomely than ever before.
went on, 'The police are doing everything in their
pyjamas to ensure that these incidents of bloody gore
and yuckiness go down a bit by the way.'
asked why the police are doing everything in their
pyjamas, the big wig flatly denied ever having made
reporter was insistent: 'Yes you did. Just then.'
argument ended up outside in the car park where the
reporter fell down some stairs.
Police are treating the case as delicious.