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Adam Smith

He was born in Kirkcaldy
Which they call the Lang Toun
He's not as famouus as Bill Oddie
Or Gordon Broon

I don't think he got out much
But he was good at his sums
He probably went to Fife College
To write The Wealth Of Nations

Adam Smith - He's a wonderful economist
Adam Smith - Big boo hoos
Adam Smith - It's not like he's a novelist
Adam Smith - Or Penelope Cruz

Poor wee Adam
He didn't have chums
But he had a system
And he had his sums

He had his life in order, man
He should run the banks today
He'd go out with Carol Vorderman
And blow Fred Goodwin away

Adam Smith - He's a wonderful economist
Adam Smith - Big boo hoos
Adam Smith - It's not like he's a novelist
Adam Smith - Or Penelope Cruz

Adam Smith - He wasn't a chiropodist
Adam Smith - That's something to do with your feet
Adam Smith - He was an economist
Adam Smith - Damn neat neat neat

 

(from the album A.S.)

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