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CLARE BALDING-A-LING
When I was a little bitty girl
My daddy told me to work hard
So I did, but all anybody thinks
Is that I look like Eddie Izzard
Clare Balding, Clare Balding
I'm dead posh but I don't do bling
Clare Balding, everybody sing
I like to play with my ding a ling
Those jockeys come up to my chest
But they wouldn't get the chance I must confess
I might talk like Edward Heath
But at least I take care of my teeth
Clare Balding, Clare Balding
I love horses, I love gin
Clare Balding, everybody sing
I like to play with my ding a ling
Clare Balding, Clare Balding
Dentistry is my big thing
Clare Balding, everybody sing
Scissor Sisters, fist pumping
(inspired by this news story)
from the album Now Then, Now Then, Now Then
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