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ALISTAIR DARLING
(Lubin/Kanter/Melcher/Mackay)

"Now, there's a lot of turbulence out there just now. It's here, it's in America, it's in the Far East, it's in Europe. It's everywhere. What we're trying to do here is...stamp down on it and stamp down hard."

Eyebrows shouldn't touch
(Alistair Darling)
Well, his don't... that much
(Alistair Darling)

He got 50 billion to save the bankers
We know that they're all a bunch of...gangsters
Everyone's skint
The royal mint has a hole
See you all on the dole

His hair's snowy white
(Alistair Darling)
He smells of...desperation
(Alistair Darling)

Tescos say every little helps
Not when you're raking their bins with Vanessa Feltz
The future is bleak
The future is beige
Ben Elton's writing the musical with Elaine Page

"Stamp down on it, Stamp down on it, Stamp down on it. Stamp down hard."

Where are the cash cows?
(Alistair Darling)
Look at those eyebrows!
(Alistair Darling)

His coffers are meagre
(Alistair Darling)
He looks like a zebra
(Alistair Darling)

He's a badger with cash
(Alistair Darling)
He's not really flash
(Alistair Darling)

"It's not 'difficult times', Chancellor. It's a crisis!"

"But, but..."

 

 


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Previously
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Scary Burd
Elected
The First Minister's Dressing Gown
Damaged Red Goods
Davie O'Hara
Strange Behaviour
Are You Being Served The Wright Stuff?
I'm Free Range
Aw Fuck, The Police!
Abba Got Back
Walking To Rehab
The Day My Pad Went 9 to 5
Funktionality
And Then?
Funeral Flesh
Accidental Lives
Philosophy
Alex Salmond
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Saviour Breath
Big John Smeaton
No More Smeaton
Campbell's Sauce
Noah Fucking Clue
Jenny Says
Where Seagulls Dare
Night, Thriller and Death
Wendy Alexander
I'm The Manse
Sic Transit Gloria Scotiae
You Absolute Cunt
The Thistle's Characteristics (Part 1)
The Barren Tree
We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy
Let's Eat
Greenhouse Girl
The Magnificent Folk Song
I Ride Bicycles
Talk About September 11
The Curry Song
Kayak
Donald Trump
King of the Swingers (Perjury Mix)
Do The Loony Dook
In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix)
Hey Jude Law
Jeremy Paxman
No Cold Blooded Child
Jocko Euro
Monarchy Mash
Filling Out Forms
The New Sound
Bill Clinton's Havana
Hillary Clinton
Do The Necessary
I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott

Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Lydia


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