MUSIC
FOREVER IN HI-VIS
(Mackay)
There is nothing merrier
Than a Lakeland Terrier
But being stuck in a pub all day is hard
Hatty was the puppy's name
But one day it went insane
And from The Jolly Sailor it was barred
Puppies bark
But they can't get a round in
And they can't park
All they're good for is chewing beer mats in
Prestatyn
Foerever in hi-vis
The landlord said
She's gonna have to wear a hi-vis vest
So her owner knocked a costume up
Now that pup's
Forever in hi-vis
Ooh, she's a rebel with four paws
They're breaking all the laws
By keeping her indoors
Dogs are thick
They'll do anything to fetch a stick
Swim a sewer, jump off a cliff
Drink their own jiz
Forever in hi-vis
(inspired by this news story)
(from
the album SW1)
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