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NOAH FUCKING CLUE
(Adams/Mackay)

Come into my ark
He said to the aardvark
And also to the zebras
But what about the wasps?
In their stripey tops
They are nasty geezers

And where did they all stay?
And were any of them gay?

He didn't think it through
I'm sure the kangaroos
Were hopping mad and anxious
And you can bet the flies
Were fairly terrified
When they saw the tarantulas

It's amazing it never sunk
And it must've really stunk

He should have left the fleas
To save us from disease
And why rats and mosquitos?
He had the chance to say,
Rotweillers, no way
And piss off you dung beetles

Animals two by two
He's Noah Fucking Clue

 

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