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THE PET SHOP MAN
(Mackay/The Quo)

I'm the pet shop man who supplies MPs
I got sleazy rats, parasites and fleas
Snakes of every shape and size
Pot-bellied pigs and shit eating flies

Whatever you want, whatever you need
You can claim it on expenses guaranteed
Sure, you've got a cat
And you've got a dog
But I've got a duck with its own house
And inside bog

I could get you a peacock,
A slug or a snail
And, if your pond is big enough,
A blue whale

Whatever you want, whatever you need
A slimy toad, a slippery eel, a centipede,
A dinosaur, a unicorn
A monkey that fills out its own expenses form

 


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Previously
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I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott
Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Lydia
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
B.A.R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A.
Glenrothes
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley
M.A.D.O.N.N.A.

Only Shoes
King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
Dedicated Follower of Fascism
Bendy Bus Song
Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
Crazy Boris
Everybody's Heard About The Words
It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
Southerness Is Painless
Boaby
Satellite Blow Up
Noel Yell
Scary Wee Boy
Mary Had A Little Chav
Royal Bank Of Scotland
Bohemian Anchovy
Chief Whip
Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
Clare Balding-A-Ling
Phineas Freak and the Smooth Perturbations
cc
Bathgate Queen
Swine Flu
Totally Fired
Joanna Lumley
Welcome To The Problem
The Man Whose Job Exploded
Me And My Man Boobs
Korea Opportunities


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