MUSIC
THE PET SHOP MAN
(Mackay/The Quo)
I'm the pet shop man who supplies MPs
I got sleazy rats, parasites and fleas
Snakes of every shape and size
Pot-bellied pigs and shit eating flies
Whatever you want, whatever you need
You can claim it on expenses guaranteed
Sure, you've got a cat
And you've got a dog
But I've got a duck with its own house
And inside bog
I could get you a peacock,
A slug or a snail
And, if your pond is big enough,
A blue whale
Whatever you want, whatever you need
A slimy toad, a slippery eel, a centipede,
A dinosaur, a unicorn
A monkey that fills out its own expenses form
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