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SCARY WEE BOY
(Mackay)
This is the story of a cheeky wee lad
One day he's playing conkers, the next he's playing dad
He looks a bit creepy, like a tiny Jimmy Carr
His voice aint broke
But his balls have dropped - huzzah!
Scary wee boy
The mother of the child likes to put it about
There's another five lads who are in with a shout
Why they would want to is anybody's guess
You'd think they'd keep quiet rather than confess
Scary wee boy
We used to play doctors and nurses when wee
But now it has advanced to gynaecology
Media studies have replaced doing sums
Everybody wants to get their picture in The Sun
Scary wee boy
Grandad, grandad - he's twenty
Granny is nearly eighteen
(inspired by this story)
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