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A Caledonian celebration.


WRONG 'EM BOYLE

Susan Boyle met Frankie and they got down to slandering

Susan called him speccy
Frankie called her Alistair Darling
It's a good job they didn't meet Jimmy
He would have grabbed them by the balls
And smeared their collective jobbies up the walls

Why do you try to sing?
And wobble your double chin
Don't you know it is wrong?
To cheat your crying fans
Don't you know it is wrong?
To cheat your crying fans
So you better stop, it is the wrong 'em Boyle

You say you dreamt a dream
To be like Elaine Page
Don't you know it is wrong
To cheat your crying fans
Don't you know it is wrong
To cheat your crying fans
You'd better stop, it is the Wrong 'Em Boyle

Frankie Boyle has been shot
And Susan Boyle's come out on top
Don't you know it is wrong
To cheat your crying fans
Don't you know it is wrong
To cheat Susan Boyle
You'd better stop
It is the Wrong 'Em Boyle

you must start all over again-all over again
don't you know it is wrong
You got to slap Piers, Susan, slap,
don't you know it is wrong
You got to slap Piers, Susan, slap,
And you will find it is the right 'em Boyle

But if you must lie and deceit
And trample people under your feet
Amanda Holden is wrong
To clap like a seal
Amanda Holden is wrong
To cry crocodile tears
You better stop.
It is the wrong 'em Boyle(x6)


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