LOST IN PADDY'S MARKET
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I'm all lost in Paddy's Market
No longer in Shipbank Lane
I came here for that special offer
Now it's closed, 'ats a poor wee shame
I was looking for Fran and Anna
Live in Greenock on CD
They had a bootleg last time I was down here
And a box set of 'Weir's Way' on DVD
I heard the people who traded at Paddy's
Got chucked out for dealing in drugs
It was labelled a crime-ridden midden
But you could get a cheap pair of wally dugs
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I'm all tuned in to Antiques Roadshow
I'm gonny take ma wally dugs on ther
The next time it comes to Govan
I'll see whit I can get for the perr
They're trying to make it just like Camden Market
I cannae see it personally
You can take yer car to Hampden but you cannae park it
Unless you got loads of money
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And it's not hear
It disappear
I'm all lost