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KING OF THE SWINGERS (BB Edition)
(Mackay)

Well I'm the King of the Swingers, I'm a celebrity
I used to have constituents, but now it's me, me, me
I used to argue with Labour, Tory and SNP
But now I only argue with, and talk down to, Mini Me

Oh ooh be doo, I told the truth
The whole truth and nothing but the truth
You see it's true
I'm just like youse
Get it right up ye, News of the Screws

I coulda been a contender as an MSP
But now I'm just a contestant, another wannabe
I used to be on radio, which was very nice
But now I hang with Coolio in a Gangsta Paradise

We used to be respected - Gorgeous George and me
But now we've been rejected - there goes my integrity
I'm not blue, I'm not green, I'm an orange man
But these days I share my sunbed with Ulrika Jonsson

(inspired by this news story)

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Previously

Walking To Rehab The Day My Pad Went 9 to 5 Funktionality And Then? Funeral Flesh Accidental Lives Philosophy Alex Salmond Archbishop Desmond Tutu Saviour Breath Big John Smeaton No More Smeaton Campbell's Sauce Noah Fucking Clue Jenny Says Where Seagulls Dare Night, Thriller and Death Wendy Alexander I'm The Manse Sic Transit Gloria Scotiae You Absolute Cunt The Thistle's Characteristics (Part 1) The Barren Tree We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy Let's Eat Greenhouse Girl The Magnificent Folk Song I Ride Bicycles Talk About September 11 The Curry Song Kayak Donald Trump King of the Swingers (Perjury Mix) Do The Loony Dook In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix) Hey Jude Law Jeremy Paxman No Cold Blooded Child Jocko Euro Monarchy Mash Filling Out Forms The New Sound Bill Clinton's Havana Hillary Clinton Do The Necessary I'm Dead Hammer Time John Prescott

Hughie Green's My Dad David Icke & Tina Turner Pond Life Arthur Montford's Autograph Britney's Got Tarrant Whisky Galore In The Jar Satan In The Body Bye Bye Wendy Mince & Tatties Qualitate 5000 Yobbos I Can't Afford To Die Anymore I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song Egyptian Cream March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins Anything Ending With A 'Y' To Be Frank Perfect! Skint! Lydia Alistair Darling Crash Gordon vs Mandy Dear Ringo He's From Barcelona A Frightfully Posh Halloween Kerry Katona B.A.R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A. Glenrothes The 80s Forever In Hi-Vis Charlie Is A Dalek Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town Float On (Pirate Mix) Letter To Michael Jackson No More Woolies I'm Serious Terrorist Medley M.A.D.O.N.N.A. Only Shoes

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