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MESSAGE IN A BOATLE

(Stink/Mackay/McNeil)

bottle



I'm in Aberdeen, a city by the sea, oh
Another windy day, with just me and my B.O.
More honkin than a coo wi gonorrhea
Then I saw an empty bottle of ginger beer, oh

I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
An S.O.S that says 'You smell'
I hope that Norway gets my
Amusing missive and I
Really hope that they'll reply
Message in a bottle, you smell
Message in a bottle, yer maw

A month has passed since I wrote my note
Some Norwegian's taken it to heart
Only herring keeps him together
Fish can keep you fit but
Beans can make you fart

I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
An S.O.S that says 'You smell'
I hope that Norway gets my
Amusing missive and I
Really hope that they'll reply
Make love to your mother
And your little brother
Putrid Scottish person
But do wear a condom, yeah

Sending out an S.O.S.
Please get me out of this mess
My oxters sticking to my vest
I wish I was in Inverness

Honkin!

smell

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