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RESPONDEZ SHIT VOUS PLAIT

When you get to 100 you get a card from the queen
But at 50 you get an invite to a bowel screening
It's the NHS way of saying cheers
Congratulations, you're 50, now send us a smear
I never thought my hobbies as I got this old
Would be catching my jobbies in a pair of marigolds

RSVP
Just do the do
We want to see
Your number two

They send you a kit and piles of poo sticks
It looks like a lotto card but I wouldn't scratch and sniff
It's got windows and tabs of cardboard pieces
You half expect it to play 'Itchypoo Parp' by the Small Faeces

Now on Shitter and Faecesbook, people post shite
But us over 50s are doing it literally, right?
It's no wonder the posties are always going on strike

Do do do do do do do do do the do
Do do do do do do do do do the do
Do do do do do do do do do it anyway
Respondez shit vous plait

 

 

(from the album - New Scotland)


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