TIGER CHRISTMAS

I'm dreaming of a white mistress
Just like the ones I already know
When your helmet glistens,
and Jessica Simpson
Sees you ball deep in a ho
Ho ho ho

I'm creaming on a white mistress
With every mistresss hard I ride
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your car crashes be shite

I'm dreaming of a tight mistress
Without a papparazzi in sight
May your balls be dimpled and bright
And may all your mistresses be white

 

 

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